Sometimes clueless goes all the way to the bone. There is no known cure.

Life should be an adventure. Adventures take effort, so suit up and get in the game.

Creativity requires you to understand when to color outside the lines. Life does, too, so always keep your Crayolas sharpened and ready to go.

Lying to someone is a sure sign you don’t love them, whatever you say to the contrary. Truth-telling isn’t always a cake-walk, but it’s the way to go. Gets easier with practice, too.

In dealing with your children, remember that you’re the one who is supposed to be the grown-up. Refrain from getting stiff and falling on the floor when displeased.

If you spend your life conforming to popular opinion, you’ll end your days wondering why life never got very interesting.

To overlook evil is to reward it–and you always get more of what you reward.

Sometimes clueless goes all the way to the bone. There is no known cure.

It’s a young child’s job to embarrass parents. Parents get to return the favor during the child’s teen years, if only by breathing.

The best way to do this dance called life is to let God lead.

Cash in the till has more appeal than hope on the horizon, but cash without hope doesn’t mean much.

“You are not perfect. You will never be perfect. What you are is wonderful. Relax.”

“Anybody who says God is a crutch hasn’t taken a good look at who God is.”

“If you really want attention, reach for somebody’s wallet.”

“No matter where they are or what time it is, if your child needs you, go. Even if only to stand by them as they suffer the consequences of their actions.”