Sometimes clueless goes all the way to the bone. There is no known cure.

Life should be an adventure. Adventures take effort, so suit up and get in the game.

Creativity requires you to understand when to color outside the lines. Life does, too, so always keep your Crayolas sharpened and ready to go.

Lying to someone is a sure sign you don’t love them, whatever you say to the contrary. Truth-telling isn’t always a cake-walk, but it’s the way to go. Gets easier with practice, too.

In dealing with your children, remember that you’re the one who is supposed to be the grown-up. Refrain from getting stiff and falling on the floor when displeased.